You’ve never seen batman and Obama in the same room together. It is known.
obama is batman that’s why.
Okay so my mum just came into my room talking about nothing important
so I just gave her a monopoly chance card saying “go back three spaces”
so she took 3 steps back
and I closed the door in her face
she hasn’t returned yet.
SHE CAME BACK AND GAVE ME THE GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL CARD
HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THAT
|me:||2 am what a perfect time to start watching the show everyone's been talking about|